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Jim Norton - Porn Safety and Shaved Pussy
To the point of sitting in an airport terminal pinching his cock waiting for a plane...fucking a pregnant crack whore in his mother's basement...
That kind of sexy makes raunchy easy baby.
She's here to serve me and she's real. Shut up! She's real!!
Want one.
There is a male version, btw.
^that one's gay.
She's here to serve me and she's real. Shut up! She's real!!
Sounds like a nice trade-off to me!
somebody needs to make a guy version of this.
I can just hear it now:
"I will wake you up in the morning gently stroking your hair and smiling at you softly.
I will work hard all day doing sweaty manly things with my big strong hands like fixing the car or building something or moving heavy objects.
All during the day I will keep walking by you periodically and slapping your ass because it turns me on, or kissing your eyelids because you look so cute when you are concentrating.
When you cook, I will remark at how good it smells as it develops and compliment you profusely while eating.
At night, I will bring you drinks and laugh with you while making stimulating conversation, showing off my inner nerd and flirting with you.
I will match your mood and needs endlessly unless I am extremely tired from working, in which case I will be sure to look cute as I rest and thank you for understanding.
I will react with religious awe when seeing you naked, and make love to you with a different, surprising passion each night and also spontaneously during the day at unexpected moments because you find it delicious to be wanted and I genuinely want you.
I will hold you as you drift off to sleep and listen to your breath as you use my left arm as a pillow and relish loving me for who I am, because I care, and you like falling asleep with your hand on a perfect man tush."
something like that.
hang on a tick, I don't need a virtual guy, I GOT a REAL perfect man!!!!
(somebody please direct my husband to this spontaneous love letter of a comment of sorts, lol...thanks
Underwater (and upside-down) ice hockey
*promote
The Plant that ate the South
Kulpims gets his diamond; Dag and Lucky go broke (Drugs Talk Post)
love your submissions, dude!
Blankfist hits 500. I feel a great disturbance in the Fartce (Fear Talk Post)
Let's not answer that question and just pretend we did, ok?
ok great.
thanks for making me laugh w/ the sweet sweet irreverance ...
Issykitty
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Kronosposeidon was an honest child... and kind of a dick.
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Jim Norton - Porn Safety and Shaved Pussy
Kronosposeidon was an honest child... and kind of a dick.
The Legend of King Kronos. (Books Talk Post)
The Legend of King Kronos. (Books Talk Post)
such a good king, he even looks out for the little people.
(Like "p"s, newbs, not midgets silly...)
kronosposeidon
you rule!!
(get it, refering to your new shiny crown, Mr. #2 in the whole wide world to ever do that???)